Why go through the effort of making this when you can color ketchup purple with industrial byproduct that’s banned in most of the world but perfectly legal in a few western countries.

Blastin’ Green dessert (yuh)

Shrek got da EZ squirt (squirt)

Ogre with the sticker offer (skrrrt)

He know where to stick it proper (uh)

i do remember this, but more permanently burned into my mind is the shrek twinkie

i miss the purple one : (