65 points

This was inevitable. For a GOP voter, to vote for anyone but Trump is an admission that the libs were right. More indictments or any other consequence will only heighten the contradiction and make them more committed.

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he’s also a charisma blackhole. trump on the other hand is a top-tier poster.

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40 points

he’s also a charisma blackhole.

He’s like the Mayo Pete of the republican party lol

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17 points

Was “Mayo” a typo? Because if not that is fucking hilarious.

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It’s over, man!

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34 points

I will officially change my avatar when he slips below 2nd place in at least three polls.

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I’ve seen your pfp almost every day and I somehow never realised it was meatball man

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Looks like a fat ted cruz

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To Our Big Wet Boy?

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9 points

Only if he’s in second

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20 points

This emote is amazing, the reversing loop is

I can’t even tell which direction is forward. It’s seamless!

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Some other thoughts;

  • Every day the idea of DeSantis as a “competent fascist” grows more and more funny.
  • I don’t think Trump is going to win in the rematch, but it’s going to be an “unexpected” nailbiter like 2020. If Biden does kick the bucket and they have Kamala running, then yeah Trump is going to win by 5 points or so even if it’s from prison.
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He’ll lose the popular vote but win the electoral college again, except this time it will be because of some GOP voter fraud fuckery, or a chud judge in like Ohio or Michigan will throw out their state’s electoral votes in favor of Trump. Then after he wins there will be a bunch of investigations, another media circus, some low level scapegoats will go to jail, the Democrats will impeach Trump again, and then literally nothing else will happen and he’ll continue to be president until he dies of a heart attack. Calling it now.

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It could go either way. It does appear that there is a real swing towards the democrats in key states like Michigan and Wisconsin, so looking at the electoral college I don’t think there’s gonna be a lot of difference compared to 2020. Abortion rights are still a massive sticking point and the GOP touting a federal abortion ban is probably all that’s keeping Biden afloat. Honestly, it’s anyone’s game at this point.

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he’s also done nothing

that’s not true. he bargained away the student loan pause during the Deal of the Century, flubbed the perennially shrinking student loan forgiveness order, and interest rates went up 7200% kicking the tech platform enshittification cycle into overdrive & injecting superglue into the lock protecting the housing market from normal humans.

as usual it’s the DNC’s race to lose, and i have no doubt they are going to have some real doozies for us this time.

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He’s still got the most important thing that won him the election last time: he’s running against Trump.

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Every day the idea of DeSantis as a “competent fascist” grows more and more funny.

We probably shouldn’t laugh it off it entirely given what his governorship has been like.

If Biden does kick the bucket and they have Kamala running, then yeah Trump is going to win by 5 points or so even if it’s from prison.

If he dies it will not be Kamala running to replace him. It’ll be a governor or maybe Sherrod Brown.

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8 points

It’ll be a governor

Or maybe… A mayor?

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No, Pete. Go home.

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If he does kick it, then Kamala will be president and the DNC will rally around the incumbent.

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No way, everyone will be jumping to primary her.

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We probably shouldn’t laugh it off it entirely given what his governorship has been like.

State races are weird. It’s for the real fans. The racism nerds.

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forget ronball who is BURGUM

edit: just looked him up he’s the most boring opportunist trump wannabe you can imagine

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The 0.5% support is people who thought that said Burger.

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11 points

My kind of president

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16 points

Vote Burzum 2024

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5 points

Varg is a frequent church-goer, so it’s a big plus 😇 Google ‘Vikernes churches’.

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12 points

burgum from burgerland

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who is BURGUM

The name on the first door of the grim reaper meme once Hutchinson clenches the nom.

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I really don’t think he’ll win if he goes to prison. His core voters will be more motivated than ever but the normal people who abandoned him in 2020 will absolutely go to Biden and lib voters will also be hyper motivated. Plus he still has the abortion albatross.

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Wait, you think independents will swing to Trump if he goes to prison?

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probably, its cool and anti-power. but more importantly it will wildly galvanize his entire base and people who are even vaguely adjecent to his base, people who’ve never really bothered to vote. people who don’t typically vote are a massively under-utilized demographic, if you can get them moving you pretty much win

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lol. You thinking being incarcerated will bring net votes. It’s a bold move Cotton, let’s see if it pays off!

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