“do you want to dumpster dive at luxury car dealerships and michelin star restaurants like i do?”

i assume it’s based on renting out dumpster access to a large number of other raccoons in a way that’s organized kind of like a structure with several tiers?

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Other raccoons, but also opossums, rats, and this one owl who pays premium for the dumpster behind the beanis factory.

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Putting an image of an empty peanut butter jar with the lid off onscreen and then slapping the big red button that makes an air horn sound while confetti falls down around me and I yell BUY BUY BUY at the camera

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You’ve seen my network news show!

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Of course, I am interested in the finest market (dumpster) analysis

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Empty pizza boxes with cheese stuck to the lid futures are up. Gorbie’s Pizza is having a sale next week.

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lol

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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Is this AI generated?

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No, I don’t think so.

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