He’s more machine than man now. The universe tried to end this heartless bastard by ending his heart. Then fallable man and the corrupt underlords made him a reinforced pacemaker so no one could emf the fucker. Then bought his way to the front of the line / heart transplants from his victims.

Dude had at least 5 heart attacks

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12 points

The good die young

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Dick Cheney if he were anyone else would be dead but he has access to a rather unique combination of billionaire wealth, US govt executive branch VIP privileges, deep military industrial connections, and access to bleeding edge DARPA tech. Guy literally holds the world record for time spent living without a heart. Spent something like a year without one. The resources and expertise expended on keeping him alive have been ridiculous.

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I don’t believe the soul resides in the physical heart, but it does say a lot that we have a former vice president who was heartless in literally every sense of the word.

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8 points

Like that’s some cliche writing right there.

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11 points

bro had his first heart attack at 37, lmao

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Having smoked approximately 3 packs of cigarettes per day for nearly 20 years, Cheney had his first of five heart attacks on June 18, 1978, at age 37.

I know people smoked more back then, but shit

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Guy literally holds the world record for time spent living without a heart.

Confirmed: Dick Cheney made a phylactery

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NANOMACHINES!

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Thank Obama for giving all former presidents, past and present, indefinite secret service protection until death. Otherwise most of these people would be chilling with like 1 security guard and someone could’ve done something funny by now. But luckily other people in the government don’t get that privilege. The lawyer who wrote the torture memos is currently teaching law at Berkley lol

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10 points

probably some rite with a bunch of fucked up components, i wouldn’t worry about it

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8 points

Blood transfusions from African children and genome therapy can do wonders just look at Kissinger

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4 points

I wanna but they won’t let me anywhere near the cemetery to get a good look

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2 points

Spoiler alert he ain’t dead

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He’s only 2 years older than Biden

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