Look, even Wikipedia admits it!

Passive income is a type of unearned income that is acquired with little to no labor to earn or maintain.

“I work very hard as a landlord”

“I am a leech on society”

61 points

I’ve seen some landlord tiktok where one minute they go “I love my passive income, look how relaxing and luxurious my life is

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43 points

It’s funny in general that whenever you say landlords are useless someone always says ”but they do X and Y, it’s not just collecting the money every month”, but every finance bro pro tips for life article always has ”Invest in property, it’s a good way to have passive income!” in it.

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41 points

They hold both these contradictory ideas in their heads simultaneously without any kind of introspection or synthesis.

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31 points

Oh there is synthesis, it’s just they’ve squared the contradiction with: “works good for me, fuck you, got mine!”

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18 points

they do X and Y

Goes to any forum for landlords: “How can I avoid doing X and Y for my tenants?” “Is there any way I can force my tenants to do X and Y or pay for them?”

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16 points
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But what if they hire a management company

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Landlord tiktok is only something I want to look at if I find myself not hating capitalism enough

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21 points

It is truly one of the most infuriating and cursed things on the internet, and I’ve only seen it through youtube videos making fun of it

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13 points

I feel like a lot of it is tongue in cheek to generate ragebait, but at the same time, they genuinely believe in their superiority

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11 points

That’s like me and watching Ben Shabibo shit. His whiny voice and attempts at wit are infuriating. I can’t hate watch it even if it’s someone mocking him. It’s like he’s figured out how to use his own intellectually stifling brain prison as an offensive weapon.

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51 points

Capitalists defending capitalism say it rewards hard work.

Capitalists giving financial advice say avoid labour, get passive income.

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30 points

Their advice is always full of incongruous shit like that. “Capitalism rewards risk.”

Like bros you made medicine a for profit industry where the real money is in the insurance side of things. Where is the risk. One day people are going to decide not to get sick? Fuck off.

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25 points

Without their Ayn Randian WILL and VISION insulin would be as cheap as orange juice

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20 points

The diabetes causing me to go blind will make it easier to replace my eyes with Randian Vision.

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12 points

The definition of risk is that it can be punished or rewarded.

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15 points

The original capitalists also detested landlords and rent lol

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9 points

markets ≠ capitalism

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39 points

That’s a skill issue. My passive income is earned income that is acquired with little to no labor to earn or maintain because I take shits on company time, take long lunch breaks, and clock out from my phone when I get home

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33 points

Hell yeah brother I read 5 novels on the clock this week, look at us passively incoming just like real capitalists

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One time I had a position at my job for about a year that probably shouldn’t have existed and didn’t really require more than an hour or two of work a day.

I read all of Worm and Pact that year, which for reference is about the same as reading the whole ASOIAF series and then going half way through it again.

Good year.

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🎶 Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time. 🎶

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30 points

Had a coworker complain he was “only” getting a 4% return on the condo he bought in another city that he pays someone else to manage for him. I just told him he deserved worse but didn’t elaborate, because I am a lib.

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22 points

I wish all the passive income pricks a very sudden and kinetic outcome

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