I am hearing that on his deathbed Colonel Sanders received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

I am sickened and ashamed that my country has lowered itself to inflict KFC upon the innocent muslims of Ontario.

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Zionists proving they aren’t Islamophobic by being the most Islamophobic people on the planet

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Wait isn’t it really similar to Kosher? Why are they mad? Isn’t pork also not allowed?

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they are functionally the same in terms of what animals are allowed for consumption. the slaughter rules are all functionally the same, except that to be kosher the animal must be slaughtered by someone who has been specially trained and knows the laws, while islam only requires that it is performed by any sane muslim who knows the rules. so, for an orthodox person, one seems to preclude the other. sometimes there are dispensations for islam that says anyone of an abrahamic faith counts. there is also some quibbling about inspecting the animal vs. inspecting its removed organs, and wether or not the name of god is said before the slaughter.

what this probably means is that they paid up with some consultants endorsed by a large enough muslim organization to modify the existing process to achieve a halal cert without losing their kosher cert at the plant.

its super obvious if you ever look up the rules that they came from the same cultural origin, and are only different due to time and space. the people who argue that there is a true difference in the two are pedantic dorks, even in the eyes of hashem/allah.

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KFC orders all their chicken from maple lodge farms in Ontario and maple lodge has been doing halal for awhile

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If it is kocher, it is halal. The opposite is not true.

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Why are they mad?

Because they’re genocidal racists.

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Every accusation is a confession

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Pretty sure Popeyes has been halal for years, surprised KFC took this long.

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Is it still halal if they serve the chicken medium rare? …maybe that’s just my local Popeye’s, though

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i’m gonna go with no.

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Bojangles did this to me

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Wow, those Muslamics sure are cunning. It’s like they’re following some sort of Protocol uh, I mean, plan, to backstab uh, sorry, wage terror against the glorious white ra um I mean Western CivilizationTM

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