46 points

I can’t believe God is Hamas

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God (if they exist) is a pos in general not just to Jews.

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  1. Killed many people by flooding the Earth

  2. Made us all from blissful monolinguals to people of many languages, becuz la tower of Babel, lmao…

  3. Killed some guys cuz they insulted a bald man

Wow, that’s a resume…

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16 points

How about sending an avatar of yourself to earth to create a loophole for rules you created yourself? 💀

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8 points

You forgot that time he repeatedly forced Pharoah to tell Moses “no” so he could keep smiting Egyptians.

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I personally thought it was the Pharoah’s choice, so I excluded it, but now that I think of it…

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  1. If Flood happened when biblical scholars estimate (around XXIV century BCE), it would kill between 14 to 50 million people.
  2. Tallest stuctures build by humans before industrial revolution were around 140-160 meters tall (2 pyramids, Yongning Pagoda, Lincoln Cathedral). So if God was scared enough by the tower of Babel it means he’s either top paranoic, have incredible sight disability or the heaven is very low.
  3. Killed ones were kids, and this episode of violence brutal and senseless even for biblical standards bothered biblical scholars so much that tons of analysis were made to “prove” that those weren’t in fact kids but young men. As if that make it much better, and i cannot not point how zionist media drones are doing the same thing to Palestinian kids today.
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3 points

Killed some guys cuz they insulted a bald man

God just installed his new “call the bears” button and was itching for an excuse to try it out.

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23 points
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Today I will play ethereal chess against my arch nemesis who I created

Resign world to arch nemesis’ evil influence after my second pawn is captured

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14 points

This god. Sounds like a real jerk.

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10 points

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He did put the Jews through a lot of BS back in the old testament

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23 points

It’s literally a very important point of the Jewish faith that there is a struggle between God and His people. I mean, I wouldn’t seriously call it antisemitism, but without putting myself through the pain of reading that article I will just choose to imagine it’s some kind of theological point.

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I’m not sure knowledgeable about Jewish theology, but don’t they kind of conceive God as more of a philosophical concept than like, and actual big dude in the sky who throws lighting bolts? IDK, I was raised Baptist where God is just an imaginary therapist who validates all your actions.

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16 points

There’s a funny piece of mythology where a bunch of rabbis are arguing about something and god comes in and says rabbi so and so is wrong and rabbi so and so tells him to shut up and butt out.

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14 points

There’s a lot of different Jewish sects, some do perceive God that way but the more Orthodox ones have something closer to the kind of theology where God is an entity that causes things to happen, materially, and is in power over the universe.

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12 points

Maybe for some Jewish sects, but Yahweh and “God” aren’t even supposed to be spelled out or uttered by Jews because humans aren’t worthy of calling out his name, so I think he’a generally seen as a real being.

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2 points

Yah but what about now? Money, cheap labour, state of the art equipment, greening the land.

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What?

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Oh yeah? Well, uh, by the same logic, God created the n-word

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9 points

God woke up one day and said “and you shall shit your pants” and went back to sleep

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yet another natsec aligned user@informationsecurity.domain. many such cases!

you lost, dronie?

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1 point

What’s that supposed to mean

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cheap labor

You know what the cheapest form of labor is? Slavery.

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18 points

I mean he did let the holocaust happen

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I don’t know what these picutures on stands intend to represent or be but it looks like they are putting the heads of their missing or dead loved ones on a pike like Vlad the Impaler.

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