600 comments and about 90% are β€œI’m gonna try this for a promotion πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œβ€ or β€œJust… Wow… The world is fucked” redditors are truly as gullible as the facebook boomers

68 points

I think being a straight white Male just makes me undesirable in a place like Toronto.

Truly the most oppressed demographic

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36 points

The persecution complex here probably does tbh. Everytime you meet these people it oozes out of every pore.

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Then he gets asked to invite his boyfriend to the company holiday party, finds a fake boyfriend, falls in love through some hijinks, and lives happily ever after.

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So I pretended to be gay at a job interview, and now everyone’s asking to meet my boyfriend at the holiday party.

I got one of my friends to pretend to be my boyfriend

Everyone loves him, he’s a hit

We kiss in front of them (as per our agreement)

Kissing him felt good, what’s happening to me?

A few months later, he tells me that he likes me and wants us to be a real relationship

Well, guess I’m actually gay now

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30 points

An early 2000s romcom in an alternate universe where positive attitudes on homosexuality where mainstreamed a lot sooner.

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Kind of like β€˜The Proposal’ if Sandra Bullock played a gay woman

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56 points

The level of rage bait on reddit is exactly as bad as Facebook but redditors also simultaneously consider themselves the smartest people in the room and literally superior to people who use other apps.

The other day there was a post about how somebody loved their daily ritual of earing a bunch of bacon with a coworker at their desk everyday but then they got a new hire who was a black women and also probablly a muslim who complained about it and everybody in thenoffice agreed she was an annoying buzzkill.

Not one single comment pointing out it was a victim fantasy of a 14 year old boy.

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16 points

redditors also simultaneously consider themselves the smartest people in the room and literally superior to people who use other apps

Funny when the exact opposite is true

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40 points

Dude is gay as hell. Admitting that you’re gay is one the gayest things you can do.

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27 points

Redditor said it himself

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now im just imagining this guy getting a bunch of homophobia leveled at his new workplace.

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39 points

If this was somehow real theyre still going to find out hes a straight white male victim guy in like a day tops

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17 points

not a lot they can do about that though

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20 points

Yea they’ll have to wait like 12 hours before somebody who’s this much of a pathetic loser does something stupid and commits a fireball offense.

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20 points

Fireball offense takes out the whole office and rehires everyone

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The employee

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