Going to start spreading the good news that God is an owl and that they will snatch you out of the blue if you’re a liberal
Antitheism: unlimited war on heaven. Take the throne from the immortals. Cast down the demiurge. Demand answers from the godhead
(I am unclear on the concept of fun)
My kids and I made updiscovered a religion in which we receive prophecy from a deity named Splorp when we play video games. We try to manipulate each other into doing things our way by using religious language and pressure techniques. They will either be fully inoculated against this stuff or become cult leaders, and I can’t wait to see which it is
It would involve robes and big hats like in catholicism, but somehow gayer. And something with swords, swords are awesome. There would also be lots of food. Imperialists go to hell.
