Going to start spreading the good news that God is an owl and that they will snatch you out of the blue if you’re a liberal
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My kids and I made updiscovered a religion in which we receive prophecy from a deity named Splorp when we play video games. We try to manipulate each other into doing things our way by using religious language and pressure techniques. They will either be fully inoculated against this stuff or become cult leaders, and I can’t wait to see which it is
