Oh my fucking GOD.

“I’m Out Here in These Streets” - Person who pops up every 6 months and is definitively not in any street.

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12 points

I forget she exists for months at a stretch.

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38 points

This would have seemed more authentic coming from

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17 points

He’s much more believable and I’m still not certain he isn’t an industry plant

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35 points

I’m gonna Pokemon GO to New Ho King and order fried rice with a dip sauce and some democracy, crodie!

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Dipping sauce for rice is certainly an image.

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9 points

It’s a thing in Vietnam for sure. Purple sticky rice is so tasty. I’m guessing they do things different in Canada, though.

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Poutine

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6 points

you’re gonna have to talk to kendrick lamar about that one, friend

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3 points

It’s a very tedious and lengthy process

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This needs to be one of the quotes that appears at the top of the site. This is too fucking funny.

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So you’re going to use the SCOTUS ruling in your favor and stop republicans at all costs, right?

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Under the SCOTUS ruling, could the VP the president to become the new president?

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17 points

Only one way to find out!

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7 points

I stg I thought the Dem plan was to have her push him down the stairs a month after the inauguration, and I’m flabberghasted that no one palace coup’d him in all this time.

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Maybe they were banking on him winning the second term before offing him and subbing in Kamala. That plan clearly has fallen apart.

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Riddick rules. You keep what you

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2 points

Do you think Biden has seen the Underverse?

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5 points

They wouldn’t have immunity for that crime (since it was performed while VP). However once they become president they could just pardon themselves.

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5 points

We need a gonzo slasher flick where the POTUS is a serial killer but no one can do anythinga bout it due to respect for America’s institution. The final girl is treated like the actual movie villain for trying to stop the President.

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20 points

I’d say that this could be Kamala’s “they should Pokemon Go!.. to the polls” moment, but for her it’s just another Tuesday.

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