Oh yeah, it’s always those communists and drug dealers and russians being rich. Fuck’s sake.

Idiots stop calling capitalism communism challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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Communism is when you’re rich.

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And socialism is when you’re poor!

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Ruby crystals and ruby gemstoes are wholly different things. While the original stone is large, you don’t need to be a gemologist to know the rubies that go for $30 mil (the ones the South African Chinese oil traffickers like to buy) don’t look like dyed marble. They look like a clear cut piece of coloured glass.

This is “the world’s biggest ruby” the same way I’m the world’s biggest marxist (by volume and nothing else).

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How did Kent State not radicalize this motherfucker even more than it did

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Can’t wait to order this with my free money from the communist party, I wonder why more people don’t sign up when it’s so easy to get rich

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