I mean if one simply applies Occam’s Razor, Biden being targeted by the commie death ray is a much more likely explanation than being older than god
Oh no! The Chinese have targetted our beloved smol bean genocidaire president with their terrible Second Law of Thermodynamics Ray! Those bastards are increasing the entropy within a system, leading to replication errors in dna and other factors giving rise to sensecne in biological creatures! Those heartless communist bastards, how could they inflict the natural process of aging on our believed presidente and only savior!?!?!??!
next they’re going to pay yeonmi park to claim this is secret north korean super weapon that runs on umbilical cords or something
When would anybody get close enough to Biden to hit him with the Orb of Confusion LMAO
We are witnessing the rise of BlueAnon