*weapons of mass dementia y
it was past 4 PM, I was sick, oh and the Russians microwaved me
This is according to former KGB spy Yuri Shvets who defected to the US in 1993.
What this says to me is, former spy whose knowledge of the Russian security state became outdated decades ago is desperately spewing bullshit in order to create the illusion they’re still useful.
The counterfactual here is even funnier, collapsing nation russia in 1993 somehow managed to develop illness-giving-untraceable-energy-weapons and then just didn’t use any of them for a good 30 years
they only see biden as real threat to 1000 year tsardom of soviet republics,
Master…forgive me…I must use the Gauss RIfle / Item 62 like, a lot. All the time of a sudden, actually.
Biden has Havana Syndrome is just a fucking amazing way to spin this, oh my god i’m so happy
Yeah, I’ve got Havana syndrome
Havana hard time drawing a clock
You have to be in the Havana district of Cuba to get Havana syndrome, otherwise its sparkling brainworms