2 points

Please USians vote for Biden so we get more funny videos of him

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I’m tired of Hexbers giving Biden a hard time over this. We should all commend him for his act of quiet quitting.

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37 points

rly makes u think

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19 points

About only working 10-4 or about how the last two presidents have apparently done fuckall and that it seems like not a super necessary thing to have?

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19 points

Yes

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Hexbears please tell me which of the following scenarios is more likely:

The President - also the High Priest of the Neoliberal sect - has been subjected to an occult ritual to become the Vessel for the Dark God of Capital, which takes an unknown form residing within the flesh of the President. In the evening, the entity leaves the flesh and returns to its Temple, as it finds the frail body of the President a harsh condition for long-term habitation.

The President is senile.

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“Diddy is forcing him into a humiliation ritual”

-manosphere influencers, probably

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23 points

I don’t think senility causes eye bleeding, so it must be the first one.

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7 points

High blood pressure or writhing mass of tentacles with no clear beggining or end pressing on the optic nerve?

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The former

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40 points

He just like me fr

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11 points

me but with 8pm to 2am

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36 points

we’re boned

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