74 points

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The only thing stopping a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun.

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40 points

Boss Baby

Mass Shooter Baby

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36 points

god forbid children do anything

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34 points

simpsons did it

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In collaboration with 1-800-Collect.

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31 points

It sounds plausible, toddlers are like that. My toddler frequently beats me with a foam sword.

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Have you reported him to the FBI?

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