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This would actually be a really good emoji lol. It covers a feeling I don’t think we have covered yet, which is “my body is upset at what im doing to it”.

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Yeah the little cell spoke to me and I thought it would make a good emoji. Use as you like! I’m not familiar with the emoji application process

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you just post it to c/emoji and suggest a name as the post title so maybe like :cell-despair: or something

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Cell, upon learning of the 4 hour Mario Kart speedrun video.

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Reminds me of a video I saw of…I…I can’t even explain what the heck it was; something about (paper?) mario (one of the 3D mario games, not sure if it was paper mario or not) where speedrunners could use an exploit to jump into ‘alternate dimensions’ (they weren’t in-game places; they were other instances of the same game world; apparently you could force the game to create additional instances of the game world over and over again, and you used this exploit to speedrun the game). I don’t think I’ve ever played more than an hour total of an amalgam of mario games, and never this one in particular, nor was I ever going to play it but I still watched the video, utterly entranced by it. I don’t even know what the name of the video was, cause I think I want to watch it again.

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Oh, yeah, that was Super Mario 64: Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated)

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Hey, thanks! I saw this years ago and welp, I’m watching this again!

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Hell in a Cell

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my body: please we need iron and fruit we’re begging you Me: more french fries and cauliflower -this is a cry for help

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Cauliflower is better than I’m doing lol. If I wasn’t cooking decent meals with disability staff I’d be entirely on cereal in the morning, microwaved garbage for lunch, and either pasta or veggie and fruit-free takeout for dinner. cooking meals with staff does help though im doing a little bit better because of that.

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my partner is the only reason Im alive lol, he makes sure i don’t exclusively eat trash. I eat a shit ton of cauliflower everyday its the only way I get my vitamin c and fiber. I really struggle with fruit, it has to be perfectly ripe or I will gag, so all my fruit is in smoothie form. any squishy food I cant eat. Before I knew I was autistic I got so much shit from everyone. I used to throw up every single day, no exageration, partially because of it. weed helps a ton, but now im trying to heal my relationship with food.

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Im really glad i didnt get the “food textures upset me” part of autism for the most part. The only NDish food thing I have is being annoyed with foods that require the “work” of eating around something (apples and (cw: meat)

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chicken on the bone

for example). Glad you’re healing your relationship with food though! Smoothies are great!

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Pizza got veggies in it so quit your belly aching, cells.

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Unironically what I tell myself when I add spinach to every pizza I order. If only I could live on denial.

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