119 points

fight in fascist army

lose

fight in different fascist army

lose

fight in third fascist army

lose

die

become the patron saint of reactionary reddit dorks

most respectable and accomplished fascist historical figure

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There’s really only two reasons why someone would hate communism:

  1. You have a vested interest in maintaining the status quo because you benefit from it (either from a class or race perspective)
  2. You’re really fucking stupid and easily propagandized.
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Addendum to 1, you might hate communism because you committed a lot of crimes that you know your victims will get justice for if communists take power.

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  1. You are a misanthrope whose lack of faith in humanity makes you think hierarchies must be maintained lest the plebs ruin everything. Not that this is mutually exclusive at all, ofc.

There is some tragedy in how the crux of anticommunism (in particular for working class anticommunists) is the mindset that it will always be hammers-and-nails; hence the assumption that communists are either cynical, envious tyrants-in-waiting who don’t mean a word they say or the gullible, feeble-minded fools who follow them.

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if thinking Nazis are Bad makes you a Tankie then fire up the diesel engine and spin up the drive sprockets because i’m ready to shit in a plastic box in a confined space with 2 to 4 other sweaty men while delivering Uncle Moustache’s to any bigot death cultist stupid enough to commit to the ideology of throwing infants onto bayonets ‘to fight communism’ and mass gassing people for having the wrong ethnicity or sexuality or ideas about workplace democracy

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Wow, that sounds pretty violent. Have you tankies considered that violence makes you just as bad as the Nazis and the Soviets?

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god i will be as bad as the soviets if i have anything to say about it

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13 points

In the final analysis Stalin’s only failure was being a wimp

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64 points

Fought for three different fascist countries.

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Lost all 3 too

Get fucked loser

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Super wholesome former nazi running a death squad program against civilians in vietnam

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Imitation truly is the sincerest form of flattery it seems.

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18 points

Is this real? Where is this picture from?

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