Real men only drink the meat juice they spoon out of the bottom of the pack of raw hamburger because they think it’s blood.
Real men are also 32% intestinal parasite by volume, as nature intended.
Grabbing a pound of ground beef from a mildewy 7-Eleven refrigerator and sucking it out of a Big Slurpee cup through a straw.
This was like 20 years ago but my manager once asked me if I was gay because I had a cat.
Real alpha males can have a little citric acid, as a treat
Isn’t having your wife bring you a glass of lemonade after you mow the lawn a classic RETVRN fantasy?
I was writing an essay about the difference between Andrew Tate, female dating strategy, and the RETVRN types, but I started to think about how all of them have a bunch of prescriptions for what men consoom, how they emote, and how they engage with society. I think the difference in opinion on what men consoom is negligible between the different subfactions.
I don’t think a leftist movement has a good alternative to offer a disaffected politically agnostic young man who wants a relationship besides the opportunity to cleanly disengage with people who are demanding they stop drinking lemonade, but you didn’t really ask that. Perhaps in that case, when a RETVRN type is trying to tell men that in their utopia women will step back in line and be obedient, it’s just important to always be ready to tell people that fascism has always been obsessed with aesthetics and it never sits flush with reality so while we don’t have a good answer, it’s better than an actively harmful answer that brings you further from what you want.
Hot babe comes out with a pitcher of lemonade while I’m wiping the sweat off my brow from mowing the lawn: No thanks “sweetheart” lemonade is for WOMEN.
