Regardless, I wanna boop its face

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same. If I die doing it, it’ll be worth it

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closest relative: dolphins :pog-dolphin:

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:pseudorca:

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I thought hippos were related to horses

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no

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They are extremely scary, especially when swimming or running at you. Fucking terrifying

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air : thin, provides minimal resistance for gains, hardly impedes light at all, carries low frequency sounds poorly

water : thick, provides significant resistance for muscle gains (see above), does all sorts of shit to light, carries low frequency sounds thousands of miles

Take the semi-aquatic pill.

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Wrong. I’ve looked at a lot of hippos, they’re clearly pretty flabby despite what the scientists say

anyone can draw muscles inside of a silhouette

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you’re in the pocket of Big Hippo

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Show me a single image of a hippo flexing. You can’t because this is clearly hippoganda.

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Doctors are literally pledging oaths to hippos and this site thinks hippos aren’t influencing our media.

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