I welcome constructive critique of my theory on the classification of hummus as a smoothie
According to Wikipedia, the definition of a smoothie is
A smoothie is a beverage made by puréeing ingredients in a blender.
And I use a food processor to make my hummus so therefore hummus is not a smoothie.
This is an unnecessarily restrictive and deeply unserious definition of smoothie. Open your mind. Guacamole is an avocado smoothie even though I make it in a food processor.
In the club straight blunding it. And by “it” haha let’s just say my beanis
Drink the hummus then!
Wrong.
Smoothies are warm fruit hummus.