I welcome constructive critique of my theory on the classification of hummus as a smoothie

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Do you condemn it?

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putting tahinis on the beanis

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According to Wikipedia, the definition of a smoothie is

A smoothie is a beverage made by puréeing ingredients in a blender.

And I use a food processor to make my hummus so therefore hummus is not a smoothie.

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This is an unnecessarily restrictive and deeply unserious definition of smoothie. Open your mind. Guacamole is an avocado smoothie even though I make it in a food processor.

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Counterpoint: guacamole is a poison because I am allergic to avocados.

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In the club straight blunding it. And by “it” haha let’s just say my beanis

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