New site tagline just dropped lmfao and possible new emote

Link to the tweet also Mike does not look to be in good health

:jaded-snakeoil:

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sermon on the mound

Jesus threw a no hitter that day.

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Amazing how many “Christians” completely ignore the lessons in The Sermon on the Mount.

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34 points

They apparently can’t even spell it correctly. It’s also funny to think of Jesus “taking the stage” like he’s doing religious Coachella.

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13 points

It’s a bit account, it’s misspelled on purpose

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sermon on the mound

i think he’s talking about participating in a reading of the vagina monologues

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I had a prophetic vision of the Sermon on the Mound (I watched Kerry Wood’s 20K game on Youtube)

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57 points

Thousand Pillow Stare

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That would actually be a really good name for this pic if we made it an emote

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51 points

out here looking like IRL Paul Bearer

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uNdErTaKeEeEerRrR!

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I get to be pedantic to this loser, yay: Paul wasn’t an apostle while Jesus was alive, he became one while persecuting Christians after his death and resurrection. If you’re going to be a christofascist at least know the key points of the gospel?

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This twitter account is a bit

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Huh. Egg on my face then lol.

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If Paul was persecuting Christians while Jesus was alive, would that make Biden Trump’s Paul equivalent? Or perhaps one of the DAs who indicted Jan 6 people?

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The real question is, what would Trump say to Biden when he appears to him in a vision on the road to Damascus? And will Assad be there to wash the scales from his eyes?

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Maybe he means after theyre both dead

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39 points

My man looks like he’s going to walk down to the ring next to The Undertaker

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27 points

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25 points

Dude looks like cracker Borat

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In my country we have problem. Mypillow 3.0 can solve problem. Order now we throw in wrong size shoe but you listen church music so everything good.

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26 points

Looks like he’s been defrosted by an undertaker.

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11 points

Undertaker once encased Paul Bearer in cement and mf still came back years later

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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ohhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss

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