oh yeah, i forgot to say – listen to the shriekcast. it’s an anti-harry potter harry potter podcast (that’s moved on and covers other books now). they talk about all the bad shit you’ve heard about, as well as some that i’ve never seen mentioned elsewhere (class politics, specific kinds of racism, jkr’s weird obsession with beauty and how the only way to be a good person is to be a 7)

There’s this timeline, and a better one where Animorphs was the big kids book that people insist on liking into their 30s. We’re stuck in the one with transphobes in farty limey wizard libraries, instead of shape-shifting into earth’s most badass killing machines to fight aliens. Fucking weak, bro.

pretty weird, still gonna pirate it though, murder sounds poggers.

“I’m going death con 3 on the goblin people” - famous wizard bard kanyezius westminster