130 points

There’s another layer here. The DM has full control of the story, there was nothing stopping him from making the occupied people as immoral and the occupiers as righteous as possible.

Meaning zionist fucks have such a warped sense of morality that they can’t convince people in a reality they made up.

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I think there’s another layer at work here. Zionists want to believe they still have their humanity and aren’t just fascist husks. By benevolently not making their Palistinian proxies a totally racist caricature they jerk themselves off at how fully they are interacting with the “complexity” of the situation. The Last Of Us Part II approach.

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I feel like I can easily imagine how the guy might try and concoct a leading situation, but the end goal just comes back to heroic characters ultimately being like “We’re not helping your nation do a genocide”:

Basically a race of high elves wanting to have a homeland of their own, so they’re leaving the Western nations of man to go live far to the South (Israel is just basically South of Europe), in lands their people occupied 3,000 years ago (modern Zionists most likely won’t parrot Herzl’s open call to colonize). The problem? The land already contains (apologies for what may seem racist; the point is this is how the DM might try and manufacture consent) goblins and orcs who’ve resided in these lands for the last 1,000 years. They need the players to basically wipe out the inhabitants or terrorize them into leaving so they can begin moving their people from the Western nations to this location. Also the surrounding nations are made up of orcs and goblins, and when this genocide kicks off, they attack and somehow they’re the bad guys for trying to intervene in a genocide.

Also a council of lords in the Western nations decided all on their own that this land will go to the high elves, so clearly the land belongs to the high elves. All the races of men and the high elves from the Western nations are clearly the good guys here. Also there are other elves living in these Southern lands, but apparently despite being elves they’re barbarians, so the high elves will have to teach them civilization and love of European Western nations of man’s arts and music and how to eat like them (apparently European Zionists looked down on Arab Jews as being uncivilized/mentally inferior/barbaric because they wore flipflops, ate with their hands and had no idea or interest in European culture; because there’s no escaping the horrific racism of colonialism). Also the enlightened races of men from the West committed a genocide against the high elves so clearly the races of the South owed them territory; it’s just basic logic.

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22 points

but apparently despite being elves they’re barbarians

One could also slot in Wood Elves and Nature here. Nature is already viewed as Terra Nullus, ripe for colonization, but naturally (pun intended) the forests/plains/etc don’t see it that way. It would make an interesting campaign setting, with lots of very understandable motivations (good and bad), if you weren’t a Zionist DM.

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20 points

You might be right and I can’t tell whether such performative tolerance (couldn’t find a better antonym to bigotry) is better or worse than mere moral deficiency.

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65 points

You are literally an omnipotent deity and it’s still not enough to make Isreal anything but a villian.

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39 points

Looking at you, Old Testament God.

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18 points

NOOOO you can’t eat the applerino because… you just can’t ok?!

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88 points

lmao I’d love to watch a campaign like that. The party consistently doing the right thing while the DM just seethes more and more.

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38 points

It might be fun to watch but in my experience if the players and the DM are that out of sync its gonna be a bad experience for everyone playing cause at some point the DM is gonna be forced to railroad you back on track if only cause they don’t have any material in the direction you want to go. The best games and DMs I have are basically more complicated versions of “Yes And”.

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The best games and DMs I have are basically more complicated versions of “Yes And”.

DnD with no character sheets is my favorite way to get kids into TTRPG’s. Make it all up as you go along. Roll with whatever stupid bullshit they come up with, and throw something even stupider back at them. Write it all down. THEN we make the character sheets, after a couple sessions.

e: Anyway, this is why one of my son’s friends mains a wizard with tons of air magic. Because he’s a fart wizard.

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78 points

Players consistently rolling on being based checks while the Zionist prick seethes is just so funny

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69 points

I can picture it now

He was probably like 're feeble savages!

And the players were like free them from the yoke of tyranny

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