Americans tortured by being served actual bread and a healthy potato soup.
The average American is so acclimated to a neverending supply of shitty low nutrition food that eating anything healthy could shock their digestive system.
When “Better dead than red” people get carried away with their LARP
So the minister would hide the bible from the evil atheist commies…in his church’s organ? So the commies would destroy everyone’s faith and take their bibles, but just leave the church completely untouched?
Just like the commies would drag out the mayor to the town square, but let grocery stores sell everything at inflated prices
How large can the bible of nowhere, wisconsin be anyways?
It’s not like its gonna be some huge medieval piece of art, he could probably hide it underneath his pillow.
shit
Hell yeah. Communism stay winning. Shame we didn’t get the Sheriff, too.