69 points

Americans tortured by being served actual bread and a healthy potato soup.

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52 points
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The average American is so acclimated to a neverending supply of shitty low nutrition food that eating anything healthy could shock their digestive system.

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This is literally why the Soviet Union invented doctor’s sausage. After years of malnutrition, you have to gradually work up to a healthy and nutritious diet.

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17 points

It’s better than the average Cuban was eating under Batista. Even in their persecution fantasies, libs are better off than those they oppress.

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8 points

Actual Russian black bread (Borodinsky bread) is so incredibly underrated. Unfathomably better than the shitty white bread you get in the supermarket.

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67 points

When “Better dead than red” people get carried away with their LARP

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29 points

I encourage this level of larping for those that are so rabidly anti-communist

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let them cook

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59 points

So the minister would hide the bible from the evil atheist commies…in his church’s organ? So the commies would destroy everyone’s faith and take their bibles, but just leave the church completely untouched?

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49 points

Just like the commies would drag out the mayor to the town square, but let grocery stores sell everything at inflated prices

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Communism is when expensive bread.

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21 points

How large can the bible of nowhere, wisconsin be anyways?

It’s not like its gonna be some huge medieval piece of art, he could probably hide it underneath his pillow.

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9 points

It’s actually like the one from the Secret of Kells and the communists are exactly like the vikings in that movie.

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If he really wanted to save his bible from communists, he should have followed the example of Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction.

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14 points

High quality organs are expensive, we’re repurposing that shit as a concert hall

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52 points

shit

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49 points

Hell yeah. Communism stay winning. Shame we didn’t get the Sheriff, too.

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This was 1950. He’s probably dead by now. Time is the greatest comrade.

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