Just left the living room and everyone was talking about Dark Brandon.

“Yoooo ya boy bro! That’s that heat we need for Trump!”

When you are getting talked about in the living room — you know it’s real.

I just a left a tankie coffee shop. It was packed with red fash, whispering amongst each other about what a commendable job President Dark Brandon did with Vladimir Putin this morning in Helsinki – America is PROUD! 🇺🇸

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17 points

:rat-salute:

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Hell yeah

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Curious interpretation, the MEL article about Dark Brandon someone posted here recently pegged it (rightly, IMO) as satire and/or radlib fantasy about what Biden could be, if he chose to

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I’ve seen it both as a fantasy of what he could be and a way of playing up his persona and accomplishments as a way of owning the MAGAs.

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/r/DarkBandon is presumably owned and operated by unironic neoliberal shills (I didn’t fact check this).

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22 points

The memes have breached containment.

What hath 4Chan wrought?

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Man, I just found out today that dipshit Noahpinion (don’t remember his real name) has been posting Dark Brandon memes non-stop for the past few days. Why!!??

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Because a Brandon who cooperates with China is Dark Brandon, and a Brandon who starts shit with China is Dark Brandon

Dark times call for dark Brandons

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Dark times create dark Brandons

Dark Brandons create hard times

Hard brandons… err… you know Jack, alright listen—no, I yield my time. Anyway, sic mundus :biden:

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7 points

Does he do tiktok? I think that’s where my mom is finding it

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I don’t think so, but I don’t know. He is very active on Twitter.

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4 points

smith, i think. not berlatsky, that’s the pedophile

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hoss, the only way i can stomach to watch that pre-death bloated mango mussolini on the news is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready

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:so-true: Holy wisdom shit balls!!!

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