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OperationOgre [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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It’s for anyone who’s looking for an upgrade to their normal dalliances with Vaporeon

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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I don’t like it

It’s smug aura mocks me

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MtF_DOOM [she/her,they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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dude look like he got human bones in him

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AcidSmiley [she/her]@hexbear.net
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:tibia-case:

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Must resist urge to make joke about putting a bone into him

Must resist urge to make joke about putting a bone into him

Must resist urge to make joke about putting a bone into him

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Venusta [any]@hexbear.net
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There is also a $500 life sized slowpoke and the reviews have pictures of it taking up 3/4 of the bed in a small bedroom

https://www.polygon.com/22513861/slowpoke-pokemon-life-sized-plush-online-store

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viva_la_juche [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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Sick. I mean not 500 dollars sick but still

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Venusta [any]@hexbear.net
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https://www.pokemoncenter.com/product/701-29532/slowpoke-poke-plush-59-in

The picture reviews in people’s places are here if you’re curious , Slowpoke is best and most communist pokemon

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AcidSmiley [she/her]@hexbear.net
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that’s a very nice thing to say about my normal human son

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viva_la_juche [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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I love it

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JoannaNewsom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I own this for some reason. Not worth the price but I still love it, and my puppy likes to nap on it sometimes

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Venusta [any]@hexbear.net
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:isaac-pog: you own lifesize slowpoke ??? pls upload a pic w/o doxxing yourself

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JoannaNewsom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Yeah haha, I’ll upload one sometime. Slowpoke is my favorite

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MorelaakIsBack [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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when fucking the astolfo bodypillow isn’t stimulating enough anymore

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