Karl’s dog was named Barx

As if the most divorced man in history would ever remove porn from his webzone

I imagine each one of those cars has 10 different cameras on it surveilling every angle around it 24/7

That European Spanish phonology includes the /θ/ sound for z, ce, and ci does not make it a “lisp.” Spaniards can and do have the “regular” /s/ sound just like other dialects of Spanish. It would be just as silly to say that English speakers who say “think” instead of “sink” speak with a lisp when they are two different words separated by a minimal pair

A single person with a lisp (even a king) cannot influence a language spoken by millions of people. Languages change via natural processes over time, the king thing is an urban legend

They laughed at my suitcase full of Iraqi Dinars. Well, who’s laughing now?

The Fear & Greed Index

This is literally me

Guy who goes to a bikini coffee drive-thru but keeps his eyes glued to his steering wheel the whole time