This is in reference to an off-hand mention in a comic book about who Obi-Wan's attracted to .

O(bi)-Wan Keno(bi)

Lucas literally wrote the character’s sexual orientation into his name twice

nooooo it’s akchually Ohet-Wan Kenostraight pls stop wokeifying my precious canon :cri:

you see there’s this rare crystal that allows the jedi to make their lightsabers but none of them ever wondered about sucking dick

Sucking each other’s dicks is strictly in the realm of the Sith.

I think the Sith are more into autofellatio if we go by how highly many of them think of themselves.

PURPLE HAIR BAD :frothingfash:

I also 100% guarantee that Lucas would have no problem at all with queer people, including central characters, in Star Wars.

Homeboy was flirting with literally everyone in TCW, no shit he’s bi

Ewen McGregor is just kind of like that

“Hello there!” :hyperflush:

Plus I watched the TV series and like 50 percent of the runtime is him dicking down twinks. Not sure why no one has mentioned that yet

I just read the passage and it is literally nothing

Basically another (boy) Padawan comes onto him very slightly and obiwan doesn’t murder him on the spot so it must be those dang SJWs responsible

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