https://nitter.net/BanksyMaximo/status/1551391898845138944#m

:wtf-am-i-reading:

I can’t wait for y’all to finally meet my wife. I was waiting for the #woke to call that reface trap. It was my wife’s idea use reface to lure the facial recognition apps to conclude a false narrative to attack my identity. To highlight how easy it is to hurt with bad info. 💯😎

https://nitter.net/BanksyMaximo/status/1551507277961519110#m

:warf-wtf:

77 points
*

I feel like this guy should consider whether he maybe just wants to have sex with a man because I remember thinking a lot of things along these lines before I realised I was bi :gator-bi:

permalink
report
reply
56 points
*

Ok but why did he post it though?

(And as an aside: wtf why are so many people horny for Elon Musk?!)

permalink
report
parent
reply

Have you seen the man’s torso? The sheer size of it? The power contained within?

permalink
report
parent
reply
36 points

some people just cant hold in the :panting:

permalink
report
parent
reply
28 points

Wealth and power are attractive.

permalink
report
parent
reply

He was hoping someone would reply with “GET THAT MUSSY, KING! 👑👑👑”

permalink
report
parent
reply

Haven’t even had sex in ages (sigh). Don’t HMU seriously don’t, I forget what breasts even look like (I’m a visual learner btw)

permalink
report
reply
39 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply

shits tough for Elon after Epstein died and Maxwell is in prison

permalink
report
reply

:corporate-art:

permalink
report
parent
reply
43 points

These people are willing to sacrifice their dignity to suck some billionaires dick, but not put on a mask to help the immunocompromised.

permalink
report
reply
29 points

Because one of those people they aspire to be. The other one they will become

permalink
report
parent
reply
42 points

Can the richest man in the world not afford prostitutes? Or is he saving himself for child sex slaves offered to him by the CIA?

permalink
report
reply
40 points

For rich sickos hiring someone to have sex is trivial, it’s making someone have sex with u that gets them off

permalink
report
parent
reply
29 points

It makes sense. Ego for them is derived from power, that power flows from wealth, but if they can create a power separate from the wealth that furthers their ego, because then they can accrue more wealth and therefore more power. The shadow of money is enough to give them anything they want, millionaires still have to pay for things.

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

i think this is the case with everyone lol

permalink
report
parent
reply
28 points

Apparently he also fucked one of the Google guys’ wives so maybe he just wants to do hotwifing kinky shit.

permalink
report
parent
reply

ok all these Elon fucks articles and posts are 100% an op

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

It has far too strong of a Court Gossip vibe. The sort of thing that begins to drop when the tabloids turn on you.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Amber Heard too. I hate that I know literally anything in this thread.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Amber.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Supply chain issues. Smh.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
*

Probably can’t get off unless the other person actually finds him attractive, or has at least convinced him they do and because of his absurd pile of money he can’t trust anyone that doesn’t also have an absurd pile of money so his dating pool is limited to bougie women, entertainers and actresses.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Judging by the comments to his first wife on his wedding day and some of her other anecdotes (and assorted rumours) he seems to purely get off on a superficial idea of power. I wouldn’t be surprised if sex barely came into it at all.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply

the_dunk_tank

!the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

Create post

It’s the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances’ admins or moderators.

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to !shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml

Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

Community stats

  • 60

    Monthly active users

  • 20K

    Posts

  • 427K

    Comments