One time I bought avocado dip and as I was bringing it inside it slid off all the other stuff it was on and the container cracked so I had to find another larger container to put it in so it wouldn’t go bad
9/11 happened when I was in an electronics store, so it was like 50 9/11s on all the TVs at once
one time this cute girl asked me for my number because she thought my outfit was cute. she literally just thought my outfit was cute she was not a lesbian
That is weird. Did she just want to borrow your clothes? I’ve heard just becoming friends is a very lesbian thing to do so even stranger again
forgot my debit card when i went to the grocery store very embarrassing
Tuesday, February 20, 2018
11:55am - I remove my first moderately-successful homemade lemon meringue pie from the oven, excited to give it to my husband for his birthday.
I send him a picture. “I did it!! Happy Birthday!!”
12:02pm - I knock the pie off its cooling perch right into the fucking sink because I am multitasking and clumsy.
I send him a picture. “I did it!! Happy Birthday!!”
It wasn’t even the side with the disposal. I scraped the remnants out of the sink with my fingers.
Complete with photos and timestamps. I can’t wait for conspiracy YouTubers to debunk the ‘truth behind the lemon meringue pie’
How could a fresh out the oven meringue pie have that kind of consistency hmm? Are you telling me that at a 41.3 degree incline in the second picture it would slide off in to the sink at sufficient speed to wind up under the tray huh? Hoooo wee if you believe that have I got a bridge to smell you
spoiler
The pie looked really nice I’m sorry for your loss
I one time made pancakes for the family and my fucking brother poured like a quarter of the maple syrup bottle on his and I didn’t get as much syrup as I normally like.
