Physically I am a primordial, but I spiritually jerk off everyday
Increasing your risk of prostate cancer to own the… wait… who?
I don’t think I’ve ever even reached the rank of mortal since middle school 😤
Trust in masturbation discourse to instantly bring out the weirdest views of any community
What’s higher than mortal? Cus I’m jacking it right now
I surgically gave myself scissorhands like Edward Scissorhands from the movie Edward Scissorhands to stop myself from jacking off.