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Where are you, my NoFap warriors?(hexbear.net)

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Physically I am a primordial, but I spiritually jerk off everyday

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Maoo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Increasing your risk of prostate cancer to own the… wait… who?

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Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Ask Defense Sexretary Austin. He’s got some pee pee problems. Hope it was worth owning all those defense stocks.

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rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I don’t think I’ve ever even reached the rank of mortal since middle school 😤

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ashinadash [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Trust in masturbation discourse to instantly bring out the weirdest views of any community

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Mickmacduffin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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What’s higher than mortal? Cus I’m jacking it right now

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GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I surgically gave myself scissorhands like Edward Scissorhands from the movie Edward Scissorhands to stop myself from jacking off.

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