The username lmao :marx-joker: <- link

Bruh my heart was pure enough that I thought this was a post about the netflix programming having shitty lighting and it took me a minute.

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I, too, thought it was about color choice in cinema.

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Took me several views to realize what was wrong with this. I was like, yeah, I guess Netflix movies do use that dim bedroom lighting a lot.

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Took me a minute cos I thought it was about the obnoxious trend to shoot every scene really pointlessly dark so you have to draw the curtains if you want to watch it during the day… but they’re just being racists arent they.

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Try to make the joke a little less pointed than your hats

:fash-bash:

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and here’s what actually happens

like in hunger games

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I thought the guy was making fun of bizarre changes to the script (like with “Dumbledore asked calmly”), but this is probably just racism (I say probably because I usually like to give people the benefit of the dragon (autofill suggested it and I’m not passing that one up). Also his username feels like it’s making fun of reactionary chuds).

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“The Dragon reborn will break all oaths, shatter all ties”

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