I don’t really care about the stupid “classified documents stuff”, I just think that it is funny that POTUS will not be charged because he is too cognitively impaired.
“He did not remember when he was vice president” is also funny. My son died and I was the Democratic VP was Biden’s main pitch to the Dem primary electorate lmao.
https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1755686479345471962
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I really can’t come up with a better analogy for the decline of than this election, only way it could get better is if there are debates
The corpse of Biden has decomposed even more and ol’ Don doesn’t have what he had 8 years ago. Any debate will turn into a race of whose amphetamines runs out faster.
pleasepleasepleaseplaseplaspelapleasseplesasepleasepleaseplease
fuck it, I’d even vote for it
Octogenarian who has reached the stage of life where memory loss is truly a credible criminal defense vs septuagenarian who is one of the dumbest people on planet earth
One of them will be in charge of arguably the most militarized country to ever exist
The best part is their leadership is virtually indistinguishable and their policies are identical so it doesn’t really matter who wins, yet everyone puts on an act that this is the most important election of our lifetimes
The death machine is on autopilot and sitting in the driver seat is a formality and symbol more than anything real. The political vultures will still squabble over the seat because their careers depend on taking bribes for warming it
Time for kamala to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment. It’s her turn
4 years ago I hated her the most and now she’s the best option. Make it make sense
If my metric were simply how much I trust the candidate to operate a computer because they’re all 3 appendages of the one eldritch capitalist monster, it’d be a conversation if she knows more than Trump. He knows how to post, but she’s maybe used some sort of commercial information management system as a cop. She’d know bcc vs cc while he needed someone to show him picture focused briefings about important events. I think she prob would be the best of her, Biden, and Trump
Voting for Biden’s second term solely because it’s the funniest possible outcome
Since I got less skin the game (don’t live in the US), the funniest outcome for me would be trump being convicted, elected, and then pardoning himself.
I feel like the liberal population would implode
I’m holding out hope that he gets convicted in some state (Georgia, probably) and then can’t pardon himself so he has to serve out his term from a jail cell. that would be the absolute funniest outcome and so on brand for the US.
At most three months down the line some ex cops will sneak him out in a storage box like el chapo
The union splits when soldiers fight Trump out of prison and the libs kneel in congress before shuffling out slowly.
I thought that would stop him of being electable. If I misunderstood then you are right, it would be the funniest outcome
This is the funniest outcome!!! I want to see the libs collectively explode and follow that up by doing nothing except “epic owns” like “dae le cheeto da white house”
Did you know that he SUCKS DICKS like HOMOSEXUAL VLAD PUTIN???
Naildd it. Give me a late night comedy show.
On the one hand he probably has dementia, on the other hand I can relate to everything before 2020 being a big timeless blob. Beau died in the before time, when exactly? Who can say
Can someone explain how they justify a cognitively impaired person willfully discloses and withholds anything? Mayve they phrase the former such that the conclusion doesn’t seem like a contradiction, but I can’t be bothered to check that.
Also, Biden didn’t really have a pitch in 2020. No liberal democratic election is legitimate but the 2020 election was beyond farcical. They propped up a corpse of a man, won the primary by what can only be described as complete collusion with media appararuses, then the general by the sitting moron make literally the worst decision at every turn during a pandemic.
He did have a pitch, but his pitch was like “oh my son is dead, that is why we shouldn’t have universal healthcare”. Yes, basically he just needed to exist in order to be the Dem machine guy, but still. He did have a pitch.
It’s funny/not funny that this is all a ripple effect of the dems being so petrified of that they had to prop up this shambling corpse. Really they could have let Bernie run with it and worst case for them is he gets in and they stifle his agenda and get to go “See? Actually trying to do stuff doesn’t work, that’s why you need to set your sights lower and be ok with nothing changing.”
