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I am a victim of Havana syndrome. One day I was eating an entire package of hotdogs and began to feel Russian energy particles in my torso and abdomen. For two days I experienced severe symptoms. Since then I have come under repeated attack, seemingly any time I eat an entire package of hotdogs. I had to stop doing so in the office, while driving to work, on the bus after I lost my license due to Havana syndrome symptoms occurring while driving, and while out with my family. I cannot attend a disciplinary meeting at my child’s school and eat an entire package of hotdogs. I had to stop bathing because the Russians found a way to attack me there before I had even eaten six of them. I cannot eat an entire package of hotdogs in my own bed and you fucking people mock the victims of this weapon.

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This is going right on my FB feed.

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I have to sleep on the floor like a cat just to eat them one-by-one over the course of the night. My wife calls me Hotdog Cat instead of my name. God damn you.

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11 points

have you been up all night eating cheese?

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Thank you for your service o7

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My wife calls me Hotdog Cat instead of my name.

Thanks i giggled so loud the entire office could hear it. Nice job, Hotdog Cat. :meow-cactus:

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3 points

are these vegan hotdogs, i’m kinda worried now tbh

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4 points

Vegan hotdogs are unnatural and make me sick if I eat an entire package of them.

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do they make you sick or is it the ghost of Fidel Castro with his ray gun, tho?

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They really think Cuba has death rays :che-smile:

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Americans will shoot Cuban death rays directly at their ballsacks before doing universal healthcare.

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I don’t think they really think Cuba has death rays. But they know the hogs who vote for them will believe it for the rest of their lives, and call you a genocidal tankie for calling bullshit.

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“Equitable access” sounds like they’re just going to create a marketplace so that all of these spooks can choose what insurance company is going to fuck them over a la Obamacare giving everyone “access” to healthcare. Small victories, I guess.

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They really would privatize the CIA’s healthcare. If it isn’t already.

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Bruh holy SHIT. That person has replied to approx 90% of the replies

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He literally did “trust the science” on Havana Syndrome citing an “Ivy League” study…from 2020.

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that guy absolutely seething lmao, literally replying to everyone with the same single screenshot

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replies go hard

as a victim of gangstalking, I thank you for this

:michael-laugh:

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Didn’t we have a pet one of those around here? Whatever happened to them, I wonder.

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I think the person you are referring to had severe paranoid schizophrenia - they left a while ago because this place was terrible for their health and they needed to get help

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Damn. That’s probably for the best, everyone needs help sometimes.

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