my boss said he doesn’t personally post here but some others might. and my boss thinks it’s cool that I’m a leftist, he’s one too, apparently, and that a bunch of our coworkers are leftists. some of them might post here?? it’s a finance firm – the last place I’d expect this. how the fuck do they have a positive opinion of this place??

YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU POST HERE AND WHAT YOUR @ IS. THIS IS SO UNFAIR LEAVING ME ON THE HOOK LIKE THIS. DON’T MAKE ME POST PPB TO THE WORK SLACK AND SEE WHO LAUGHS.

(I use tree style tabs so they can read my tabs when I share my screen – I didn’t hide this place because who the fuck has heard of hexbear)

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Damn, that’s really cool, I’m actually in a similar situation. Found out some months back that my landlord uses Hexbear when I saw him pull up the site on his phone while I was requesting that he fix the broken heater and leaky roof in my apartment. I brought it up and instantly he seemed just as happy as I was to have randomly come across a Hexbear comrade in the wild. What are the odds, right? Anyway, turns out he’s an ML! Now we hang out, watch Star Trek, and shoot the shit about theory over weed and beer on the weekends.

A couple weeks ago I was talking to my landlord about how hard it is to find leftist friends, and he got the idea to introduce me to a buddy of his, the one who actually introduced him to Hexbear in the first place. Turns out he’s the police officer who usually handles the evictions here. I’d seen him around, but I had no idea he was actually cool. Dude’s an anarchist and heavily involved with his union, really based. We invited him to get baked and hang out with us and we really hit it off. It’s nice having an anarchist perspective for our theory talk, really fitting given we all use the same left unity website. Not gonna lie, it does get heated at times, and I’m still a bit apprehensive about him showing up to these hangouts in uniform with his service weapon, but I think that’s just me being antsy.

Hope you can get something similar going with your boss. Hexbear is great and all, but there’s no substitute to having good comrades to hang out with offline.

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67 points

Say sike

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This is the cop

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51 points

First time ive seen an image like this and thought “Please DONT be real”

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This is actually something interesting to see - cop, landlord, banker, outright bourgeois - individuals might be leftists, as rare as that is, but they’re still stuck acting according to the rules of capital and the bourgeois state.

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7 points

Lord Jesus have mercy

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Hey, I got you Hexbear Gold for this post!

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Incredible post

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A couple weeks ago I was talking to my landlord about how hard it is to find leftist friends, and he got the idea to introduce me to a buddy of his, the one who actually introduced him to Hexbear in the first place. Turns out he’s the police officer who usually handles the evictions here. I’d seen him around, but I had no idea he was actually cool. Dude’s an anarchist and heavily involved with his union, really based. We invited him to get baked and hang out with us and we really hit it off. It’s nice having an anarchist perspective for our theory talk, really fitting given we all use the same left unity website. Not gonna lie, it does get heated at times, and I’m still a bit apprehensive about him showing up to these hangouts in uniform with his service weapon, but I think that’s just me being antsy.

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6 points

Strange. It’s as if people don’t believe a cop could be a socialist revolutionary.

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38 points

Going wild think king about a landlord who does so many evictions that they have an officer with an assignment to that landlord specifically

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33 points

Melina tier bit

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I want this bit written on my tombstone

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32 points

ALL TIMER

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You’ve been hanging out with your Marxist landlord and their anarchist cop friend? Where am I? What timeline is this?

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My property manager is an actual Maoist or at least a real comrade and was in a Maoist org in college and he literally saved me from getting evicted by his ex wife so stranger things and whatnot.

I don’t know what is real anymore

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24 points

Tagline! Tagline!

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17 points

this is sending me to orbit, lmfao

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8 points

Bestofhexbear material

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4 points

I almost thought you were serious until you got to the anarchist cop. I genuinely just assumed your landlord had no self awareness

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107 points

finance

boss

leftist

ok maybe i’m a pessimist but this sounds like a warren voter to me

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56 points

Warren hexbear poster? That seems less likely than a finance firm socialist somehow lol

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I went to a Chapo live show once and saw a whole bunch of Beto bumper stickers that I don’t think were ironic

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Eh, you’d be surprised. I know a few leftists working in fintech, it pays damn good and the marginal evil-utility of arbitrage or something is pretty low compared to the kind of shit they’d be enabling at FAANG.

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41 points

It doesn’t surprise me, actually. I think people working in finance would know better than anyone else just how bullshit the whole system is.

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31 points

I was a Ron Paul loving, fed-obsessed teenager. Reading a ton about economics and finance is what got me here, plus the post-Trump vibe check

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I can’t remember where it was, but I was listening to an interview with a left-wing guy who worked for some sort of stock buying/trading company. He said his strategy was to just assume all the hype was bullshit and things were only going to get worse. Apparently he performed so much better than everyone else that his boss just assumed he was doing illegal insider-trading stuff.

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34 points

Gary Stevenson became top trader in the world at one point by realising that capitalism is a shit show and betting on crisis after crisis. Has some good YouTube videos and I think it’s publishing a book this year.

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31 points

Never trust anything a stock guy says to the public. Have you seen the stock market since post-2020 crash? Absurd gains

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19 points

he had already left the industry by the time of the interview, but fair. second hand anecdotes should be treated as amusing fiction at best

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Many/most reputable places that do this kind of trading have fixed whole market exposure, either long only or long/short (and a lot are long/short). The idea being that since it’s mathematically impossible for the average hedge fund to beat the market in the long term by much (tbf, less so since the rise of index funds), they should at least be able to provide returns that aren’t correlated to the stock market, as any idiot can get correlated returns.

Besides, everyone knows that just because things are getting worse doesn’t mean number won’t go up - you’d typically trade on the belief that number go up in some more sophisticated way, perhaps by predicting what the fed will do to make sure number go up, or how the books will be cooked to make sure number go up.

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I think that’s the guy, though I heard of him via interview in someone else’s show. Can’t remember which podcast it was.

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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39 points

he said Sanders

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i’ll allow it

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It’ll have to do

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I know a friend who is a communist and organizes and they with no restraint worked on a project at a FAANG to allow the intelligence agency of another imperial core country to spy on their citizens

Also know an organizer who leads an org of ~70 people at a $XX billion dollar company making >1 mill per year lmao

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Fucking hell America is never getting a revolutionary advance dawg

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When something pops off in a city like NYC though there are enough people active that aren’t even in orgs that they can make the police retreat, I have some hope for the future, a lot of young people got their first taste of a sort of action in 2020 and many are still down for the cause. The most serious revolutionaries aren’t going to talk about it much.

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4 points

Why do you say that?

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god damn maybe I should have just taken that fukken military contractor job I was offered if that’s where the bar is

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Please don’t, Silicon Valley is just the biggest fucking meme in this world

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34 points

Could be, but what Warren voter thinks Hexbear is cool?

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one that doesn’t check in on the site very often and thinks voting for warren is being a hard-nosed realist lefty from way back

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22 points

is a great shibboleth.

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3 points

Liz Warren DSA PMC?

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I gave hexbear to a kind of whacky old lady from the allotment who is extremely online due to being unemployed, she got caught up in all that qanon shit a while back you know the type, lurking hexbear has clearly been slowly turning her into a communist because her takes are getting better and better.

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45 points

you love to see it

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16 points

Yes, yes the brainworms are spreading

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Ppb magic is working 🥹

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86 points

Bruh I’m posting with finance bros wtf?

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52 points

To all the latter-day-Engels lurking: Pay my rent

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51 points

Indubitably. I’m certain there’s at least one six (maybe even seven??) figure earning hexbear poster out there somewhere and yet, as of writing this, they still haven’t sent me ANY money…??

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4 points

If anyone wants to Venmo me like 3k I wouldn’t mind. I’ll even send you a nice post card.

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I ASKED FIRST

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look man, I’ll take their money. I’m using it to provide free housing to as many comrades as I can.

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44 points

nah dw was just joking. I know hexbear skews pmc.

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47 points

BMF in shambles rn

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2 points

uphold posadism-marxism-calvinism

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6 points

If you have kids, they don’t count.

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7 points

unfair, all disowned trans people are my children

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12 points

I’m an accountant don’t lump me in with those goons

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Accountants will be useful in the socialist future. Have you read any of Rob Bryers books?

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85 points

he was talking about the other hexbear https://hexbear.io/

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54 points

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so much jargon and ideology around the oldest trick in the book “gimme a dollar and i’ll make it two dollars” “okay. here. can i have my two dollars now?” “who are you?”

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It’d be so fucking funny if OP dropped a PPB to a bunch of crypto nerds expecting them to be in on the joke.

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It would be funny if they somehow landed in the same finance firm as a certain controversial original Reddit ban Chapo discord admin

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Bear and shark coins ala Space Ghost

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