Hexbear when it sees someone enjoying their treats:

Me when I see someone enjoying their treats:

What if my treats are beans?

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You can enjoy them but you can only enjoy them 73% anything more than that is counterrevolutionary

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There are no televised bean awards shows, no bean celebrities, almost no bean merchandise, no bean sequels.

While unfortunate, I now know how I’ll answer the question, “what would the world be like under communism?”

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4 points

Beautiful

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I think everyone should be allowed to enjoy their treats as long as they’re doing praxis. If treats let you do more praxis then enjoy your treats.

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I agree in principle, but my alienation from nature and real social relations manifests as guilt, which makes me externalize my self hate toward others when I see them enjoying something I feel guilty enjoying

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That’s real. If it helps, I give you permission to enjoy your treats. You’re allowed to. You deserve treats because you’re a wonderful comrade too.

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That’s a really nice and genuine thing to say, thank you

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