Lmao that bodes well :doomjak:
We are all Florida now.
I propose instead of using a graph to chart covid statistics we use one of those carnival “test your strength” games that you hit with a comically oversized mallet. Get The Rock to smash the thing so hard the bell at the top rockets off into the sky until finally giving off a slight twinkle, Team Rocket style.
Might as well go big or go home.
Science RULES, except when it’s politically inconventient, in which case we’ll just revert to Roman-style augury
We’re about to adopt a vibes-based covid strategy