Lmao that bodes well :doomjak:

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We are all Florida now.

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I propose instead of using a graph to chart covid statistics we use one of those carnival “test your strength” games that you hit with a comically oversized mallet. Get The Rock to smash the thing so hard the bell at the top rockets off into the sky until finally giving off a slight twinkle, Team Rocket style.

Might as well go big or go home.

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Science RULES, except when it’s politically inconventient, in which case we’ll just revert to Roman-style augury

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Don’t Look Up

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listen to the scientists! and then go back to doing what you were doing

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We’re about to adopt a vibes-based covid strategy

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