Lmao that bodes well :doomjak:

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Literally what trump said lol

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“Biden is more polite and sound like an adult, so he get a pass“ — shit lib

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There just built different.

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:thicc-trump:

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:biden:

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we were hoping we could eliminate the virus, but it’s not in the nature of the virus to eliminate it

muh virus nature

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capitalism sounds good on paper (it doesn’t) but it just doesn’t account for virus nature :corona-and-lime:

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:maybe-later-kiddo:

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Science RULES, except when it’s politically inconventient, in which case we’ll just revert to Roman-style augury

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listen to the scientists! and then go back to doing what you were doing

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Don’t Look Up

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We’re about to adopt a vibes-based covid strategy

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When the numbers look bad, just change the numbers!

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Can’t hit the 1 million deaths high score if you change the meaning of death :eddie-murphy-taps-head:

Jokes aside but if the next month goes the way I expect, I can totally see them doing the “oh they died with Covid and co-morbitities, not of Covid” thing.

Election year, gotta make sure we :vote: for the party of Joe Biden who very clearly and uncontroversially won the battle against the virus!

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:think-about-it: is the emote you were referencing btw

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But China is manipulating numbers.

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:numberwang:

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