Half-Life 3 announced. America collapses before its released in 2031
The Bell Riots will start in September
The Biden cat is removed from the WH for attacking people.
There will be pictures of Trump’s penis.
Biden falls and is actually hurt.
Zelensky is replaced.
Trump narrowly loses the general election, promises to run again.
Biden falls, fractures his hip, and is removed under the 25th amendment because leaders need strong hips.
Trump’s penis gets leaked, conservative men spend hours making memes out of it convincing themselves their effort were to own the libs
Someone leaks Hunter’s penis pictures in retaliation
hunter’s dick pics have been leaked since like 2019 lol mtg even showed some on the floor of congress (albeit censored)
i will play a fun video game at some point probably i dunno