Biden falls, fractures his hip, and is removed under the 25th amendment because leaders need strong hips.

Trump’s penis gets leaked, conservative men spend hours making memes out of it convincing themselves their effort were to own the libs

Someone leaks Hunter’s penis pictures in retaliation

page by page

Maybe hold each one up to the camera once it’s 20% gone, and give little glimpses of what was there before it vanishes into ash.