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CMS Holdings’ Dan Matuszewski […] said “crypto just has a propensity for the density.”

What an absolute chad way to call these people a bunch of idiots.

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having the “propensity for the density” is also a great line to put in your dating profile if you’re lookin’ for a big ol’ ass

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It’s density, implying you’re looking for a big muscular ass.

Which, yeah.

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“We make cubes out of tungsten and sell them. Then, one day in our weekly brainstorming meeting, someone was like, ‘what if we made a bigger cube out of tungsten and sold that?’ And, well, here we are.”

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i just love that these people think that they’re geniuses and titans, ushering in a new golden age that the normies are too stupid to even begin to comprehend

but then they’re just like children impressed by how heavy a cube is

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I still don’t understand how digital NFT’s jpgs have value at least this one will have something physical to touch.

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The worst part is that some tiny fraction will end up uber fucking rich from these scams, and they’ll be treated as meritocratic thought leaders because hey, they’re rich, so they must also be competent!

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:amerikkka-clap:

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The precursor to the water wars is really fucking stupid.

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look, right now at cryptoschool they’re learning about cubes and other shapes but when these crypto guys get to finger painting, i think we’ll be the ones with egg on our face

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An NFT of grass so they’ll go outside and touch it at least once a year.

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I’m going to mint and sell you a NFT of the Mississippi watershed.

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I feel like every new headline about NFTs should be the nail in the coffin for the market. Like, technically you can mint an NFT of a physical object that says you “own” it, and then you can’t move it anywhere or do anything with it except sell it again because NFT “ownership” is nearly meaningless. This shit is literally the Tim and Eric prices sketch

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another day volunteering at the 1,784-pound tungsten cube storage facility. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the cube. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

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:dril: levels of posting here

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