They seem to love the cookie cutter houses chain restaurants and expensive unsustainable living that typifies the American suburb.

I posted a cookie cutter suburban house one time saying it looks like dog shit and bunch of chuds were like “What a beautiful house”.

Spoiled upper middle class women and chuds just seem to venerate suburban sprawl.

Why?

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Because they love redlining. No minorities in the burbs, the police harass any that dare come out there

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No homeless out there either. Just endless yardwork and home repairs to keep your hands busy so they don’t become the Devil’s playground.

It’s a busy box for morons so they don’t give in to their more anti-social impulses.

The suburbs are there to keep suburbanite psychos away from the rest of us.

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Too bad that suburbs are the affordable “working class” option in this hellworld of unchecked real estate investors, because I would gladly use the suburbs in the boonies as a giant gulag for fascists. They can go LARP their all-white utopia in Montana, but have to leave the rest of us alone.

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homogeneity

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Because it’s like a loophole that allows racial segregation without implicit, legal segregation. It also keeps poor people restricted to certain areas due to lack of public transportation or meaningful ways to get around except for cars. It generally keeps everyone away unless they have a reason to be there, since the sprawl type of suburbs are endless repeated houses full of paranoid white people who are possibly armed.

Chuds like when white people are kept in little sealed bubbles apart from the world, yet destroying it with their unsustainable sprawl lifestyles with grass lawns in Arizona.

Also suburbs like that are like little battlegrounds where people like to pretend they’re little capitalists who’ve made property investments. So their home, rather than being a practical place where they live, is more of a long term business strategy to make money later. So your neighbors are both competitors and allies in this scheme. If they don’t keep up appearances, your property values drop, so you get to be a little annoying hall monitor by calling an HOA and complaining your neighbors grass is too tall.

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I’ve seen chuds literally say stupid shit like “access to white people is not a right”

They literally believe being around white people is some great privilege. It’s bizarre.

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Suburbs are the implementation of the Darwinian ideology of a war of all against all.

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They see it as the ultimate American dream. Your own piece of property, nice freshly cut lawn, big house that can shelter a nuclear family, and the best part is that you get away from those dirty urbans. You can never be a poc and walk around a suburb with a hoodie on because people will immediately suspect you’re going to rob them. I’ve had people stare at me uncomfortably when I walk through neighborhoods with my hood on during the fall.

Immigrant chuds are the same way. They grew up watching Hollywood films that feature those types of neighborhoods and being able to live in one signals to them that they’ve achieved the American dream.

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It’s a bit of an assumption because I’ve seen plenty of chuds venerate being off the grid and being rid of all of it. In a sense that it’s not just racism, but your modern woman is flawed in her inheritance in a way that only farm work for a young woman could solve. So more than the suburban sprawl, they yearn for a small rural community in the alps with a golden retriever (and still a nuclear family for some reason). In my estimation, the people who like the suburban sprawl are the people who are already served by it. It’s a complacency, wealth signifier, and that good old fashioned paranoia (with probably racism and transphobia)

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