Takes that are definitely not gonna age like milk

81 points

Meanwhile NATO is just looking for a nice small curb-stomp war they can fight, to prove their military isn’t a paper tiger like Russia’s proved to be.

Russia’s military “proved to be” a paper tiger (okay) against NATO weapons and strategy, but NATO needs to prove themselves. Do people read the shit they write?

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They really really miss the all time high dopamine hit of Desert Storm.

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75 points

hate how they say “we will” and “we cut”. he really imagines himself sitting in the war room with the generals as they strategise on how to fuck shit up

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46 points

The neoliberal hierarchy is

  • POTUS
  • Generals
  • CIA
  • MIC
  • Lanyard advisors
  • Bankers
  • Executives
  • Stenographers
  • Pundits
  • Twitter personalities
  • Twitch streamers
  • Military analyst writing on forums on his break at Nordstrom
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38 points

It’s the same insufferable mentality in some sports fans.

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Maduro, seriously

READ. 👏 THE. 👏 ROOM. 👏

only NATO is allowed to have oil, didn’t you get the memo??

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Lol guy thinks Maduro’s going to read his post like the president of Venezuela has time to obsessively google himself.

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Ugh. My least favourite type of smug liberal. The “We’re just itching for the opportunity to murder millions so don’t give us that excuse (but we’re still morally superior to you despite that.)” kind of guy.

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I despise these neoliberal MIC fanboys too. Send everyone who posts like this to fight the wars they so badly want.

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I say don’t even give them that, send them to Laos to clean up unexploded landmines with their bare hands

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55 points

I know we say this all the time, but these fuckers are so goddamn smug, when they literally contribute nothing to global politics. Peak “my dad will beat up your dad” energy even though this guy is probably around 35. It’s like they practice being as insufferable as fucking possible.

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Watch these guys any time they have to drive through an inner city at night or even the day. They’re the type to take one look at a black guy walking down the straight and immediately begin hyperventilating.

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