FINALLY someone thought up “what are you gonna do, vote for the other guy???”

collecting a sweet paycheck advising dems to do the same fucking shit for literally decades

84 points

What if, and just hear me out, we boost Trump’s visibility in the media to remind voters that this an election between him and Joe? Once they see that they’ll just vote for Joe. There’s no way they would vote in Trump! Someone like that being president?! No way. Joe would win handedly.

Also Joe needs to avoid Wisconsin.

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You’re forgetting that the party as well as all their donors want Trump. They aren’t running an election to win, they’re running it to lose just enough to give them plausible deniability.

They love Trump because it means they don’t need to justify anything. They just need to occasionally come out and condemn him. He also pulls criticism for the system onto himself. He’s the ultimate heel.

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I guarantee Pelosi has never seen more donations than immediately after she sassily applauded Trump that one time

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They’re really gonna try it again, aren’t they?

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73 points

this worked so well the first time

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Ah, but it did work the second time, so it must be a good strategy! Plague? What plague?

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27 points

Barely.

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literally the last three cycles, but go off

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61 points

New strategy, same as the old strategy

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which is amazing considering that both times it was basically just a coin flip in terms of how the margins worked out.

and Biden still would have flat out lost if it hadn’t been for Covid.

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54 points

WHERE’S MY FUCKING MONEY, JOE

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Anybody else who owed this many people so much money would get beaten up…

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“Owe someone $100, that’s your problem.
Owe everybody $600, that’s everybody else’s problem”

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Well I believe ill vote. or a 3rd party candidate!

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