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That just means everyone is “on their radar”

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The radar is Cerebro but powered by fascism

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I think they would call their version Hoover. It would still be powered by fascism but it also has the double entendre of vacuum

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12 points

my fbi handler better be rooting for me

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lmfao

idk why this thought tickles me so much, but it does 😂

gonna be the best lil commie I can be, don’t wanna disappoint my handler ✨💃✨

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New legal punishment: your fbi agent will release your digital footprint to the public. Every deviantart picture you posted, every dumb meme, every RP chat log, including your edgy teenage days on ifunny, now available for all to see.

Even then, scholars would debate if it is cruel and unusual.

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