As a cracker, when I enter someone’s house I immediately go to their couch and begin rubbing my dirty shoes into it while yelling “fuck your couch!”
Do some crackers actually wear their outside shoes in bed? I see it in movies sometimes and it’s such an absurd annoying detail.
that’s just convenient for films, not a documentary detail of yankee lifestyle. im sure somebody does it tho
I did it once as a kid because I was so excited to go on a trip. I went to bed in my clothes, all picked out. Shoes on. Ready to face the day. So excited I could barely sleep.
We of course left the house one hour later than intended because my family are perpetually tardy.
And that’s the origin story of my villain arc.