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As a cracker, when I enter someone’s house I immediately go to their couch and begin rubbing my dirty shoes into it while yelling “fuck your couch!”

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Finally! I’m not alone! We experimental homunculi gotta stick together and stand up for our rights to be filthy piggies

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Do some crackers actually wear their outside shoes in bed? I see it in movies sometimes and it’s such an absurd annoying detail.

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that’s just convenient for films, not a documentary detail of yankee lifestyle. im sure somebody does it tho

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I did it once as a kid because I was so excited to go on a trip. I went to bed in my clothes, all picked out. Shoes on. Ready to face the day. So excited I could barely sleep.

We of course left the house one hour later than intended because my family are perpetually tardy.

And that’s the origin story of my villain arc.

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Cocaine is one hell of a drug

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cop behaviour

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