I follow this person on Twitter, and I’m sure she means this literally, and I’m OK with it.
when was the last time you washed your couch cushions and pillow cases? Grimy mf 💀
we use sheets on top of them for that reason, which we wash every month or so
sweats in clothes, wears them once, washes them
sweats in clothes, wipes clothes sweat and dirt on couch, uses them for a month
no thanks, I’d rather stand anyway