Tarantella Napoletana playing as I’m hacking into the cheese database
“And now for the secret ingredient!”
adds the counterfeit Ids to the national database
a loud knock on the door
“Polizio, open up!”
“Mama-mia! They’re on to me!”
I burst through the door riding a giant cheese wheel, knocking them over, making my escape
“How about them meatballs!?”