lmao, but he will wiggle.
I really want his prison arc where he wins and governs from his cell and decides not to pardon himself because he’s become the king of the jail.
2025: Trump officially earns the title of “Weed Lord” as successfully assassinating prison rival Joey “Smiley” Buckatoro in a hit job.
I thought felons could vote once they’d completed the terms of their sentence, but the state legislature just redefined that to mean paying back the state for your free prison lodging.